Microwave Popcorn Chord Bo Burnham

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CHORUS
Tryna make microwave popcorn
In a microwave
I am on that wave, I am on that wave
Tryna make microwave popcorn

VERSE
I take the packet out the plastic
(Takin’ out the plastic, brrt)
Reading the directions on the back of the package (Ooh)
Orville Redenbacher, you’re a savage (You a savage)
So let’s get crackin’ (Tryna make microwave, ayy)
I put the packet on the glass (What glass?)
The little glass dish in the microwave (Got it)
I close the door (Which door?)
The door to the microwave! What is wrong with you?!
You follow all the rules
When you’re a studious guy (Step one)
Insert the packet, set the power to high
Cook for one and a half minutes to two and a half minutes
(Mm, kind of a wide range)

CHORUS
Tryna make microwave popcorn (Bippity bippity bop)
In a microwave (Brrt)
I am on that wave, I am on that wave
Tryna make microwave popcorn

VERSE
The popcorn’s done (Thank God!)
I open up the door, I take it out
Ah, goddamn, that’s hot (Super hot!)
Makes sense (I burnt my fingies)
I open up the packet (The packet)
It smells smoky and the kernels are black, sht Am
I burned it (No!), I burned it (For real?)
Yes, for real– Do you think you’re helping
By saying all this? (Tryna make microwave)
I’m givin’ up (I’m done cookin’ popcorn)
I’ma eat a bag of Skinny Pop (It’s already popped!)
I look back at the microwave, wait a minute
How’d I miss this button?
There’s a button and the button says

CHORUS
”Popcorn” (Oh, no!)
On the microwave (There was a button that said popcorn?!)
I am on that wave, I am on that wave
(I shoulda hit that button)
Tryna make microwave popcorn (Tryna make microwave)
(Bippity bippity bop) (Jiffy Pop)
In a microwave (Guys, stop) (Micro, wave)
(Agh, got a kernel in my throat, aghhh) (Brr)
I am on that wave, I am on that wave
(Everyone’s talking at the same time
Can everyone just shut— Shut— Shut up!)
Tryna make microwave popcorn