VERSE
You said you’d hold on and you would …never let go
But when things got hard you went and …hit the road
How could a girl so pretty be …so dang cold
I guess the joke’s on me but it’s …getting old
So baby I just hope
CHORUS
I Hope Your New Boyfriend Goes and Breaks Your Heart
I Hope You Text and Drive and Crash Your Car
I Hope Nothing Goes the Way You Want It to
I Hope a Hole Gets Punched in Your Great Big Plan
You Get an STD From a One Night Stand
I Hope You Lose Your Job, and All of Your Best Friends
But Most of All I Hope You End Up Lonely
Like I Am…
VERSE
Well no hard feelings baby …it’s for the best
Oh that’s a God damn lie like …everything you ever said
So tell me why you’re still …in my head
While someone else is laying …in your bed
Damn
CHORUS
I Hope Your New Boyfriend Goes and Breaks Your Heart
I Hope You Text and Drive and Crash Your Car
I Hope Nothing Goes the Way You Want It to
I Hope a Hole Gets Punched in Your Great Big Plan
You Get an STD From a One Night Stand
I Hope You Lose Your Job, and All of Your Best Friends
But Most of All I Hope You End Up Lonely
Like I Am
POST-CHORUS
…Lonely
Lonely like I am
…Lonely
Lonely
BREAK
Well I can say I’m sorry for the things that I’m saying
But I’d rather just say ’em again
You left me heartbroken
Now baby I’m hoping you’re miserable in the end
CHORUS
I Hope Your New Boyfriend Goes and Breaks Your Heart
I Hope You Text and Drive and Crash Your Car
I Hope Nothing Goes the Way You Want It to
I Hope a Hole Gets Punched in Your Great Big Plan
You Get an STD From a One Night Stand
I Hope You Lose Your Job, and All of Your Best Friends
But Most of All I Hope You End Up Lonely
Like I Am
OUTRO
…Lonely
Lonely like I am
…Lonely
Lonely
I hope you end up lonely like I am