Five Years Chord Bo Burnham

Capo 2 with

VERSE
You’re my best friend, I love you
You know me and I know you
We got problems that we’ve been through
We got sht that we’ll get through, uh
You think I’m rde to you
You think I am the worst
Because I ask when you sck my dick
To take out your Invisalign first

CHORUS
Come on, five years, five years
Still you, still me, still here
Five years, five years, baby
Five years, five years

VERSE
We order Chinese, I’m eating my dumplings
You reach over and you take my dumpling
You don’t even say, “Do you mind?” or nothing
Why would you assume that you’re entitled to a dumpling?
So I look at you
You look back at me, like, “What the fck did I do?”
If you really wanted some dim sum then
You really should’ve gotten some when we put in the order
You say, “You’re a psycho and I- I don’t wanna fight
So, let’s just drop this, it’s not a big deal”
Okay, but for the record
You owe me a dumpling
I mean it, I won’t forget
You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent

CHORUS
Five years, five years
Still you, still me, still here
Five years, five years, baby
Five years, five years

VERSE
We found a spider in the house
You freaked and you jumped up onto the couch
Since I was close and able
I jumped up on the coffee table
You said, “You should kill that”
I said, “Um, no, fck that”
You said, “Come on, be a man”
What?
You’re a total anti-sexist, a patriarchy fighter
But your whole world view collapses
The moment there’s a spider, cool
I get it, this is the real you
It’s a pleasure, nice to meet you
Sht like this brings the movement down
Everyone’s a feminist until there is a spider around

CHORUS
Five years, five years
Still you, still me, still here
Five years, five years, baby
Five years, five years

OUTRO
How come every time
I need to take a poo in the bathroom
You out of the blue need to use the bathroom?
Just use the guest room bathroom
That’s why we got two bathrooms
Just use the guest room bathroom
That’s why we got two bathrooms
And you know