Bo Burnham – FaceTime With My Mom

Capo 1 with

CHORUS
Pour me a drink and clear my schedule
I’ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
These 40 minutes are essential
I’ma FaceTime with my mom tonight

VERSE
I call, she answers and her hair is wet
(hair is, hair is wet…)
I say, ”Did you just shower?”
She says ”how’d you guess?”
I say, “Your hair is wet” She says, “Oh yeah”

CHORUS
I tell my boys I need some space, yeah
I’ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
She’ll hold her iPhone 5 no further
Than 6 inches from her face
I’ma FaceTime with my mom tonight

VERSE
She says, Oh, look who’s here Say hi to Dad!
(Dad, dad, hi, hi to Dad) He says,
”How ya doing, bud?” I say, “I’m not so bad”
And that’s the deepest talk we’ve ever had

CHORUS
Watching as she looks for her glasses
I’ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
She’ll tell me all about the season
Six finale of The Blacklist
I’ma FaceTime with my mom tonight

OUTRO
My mother’s covering her camera with her thumb
I’ll waste my time, FaceTiming with my mom
My mother’s covering her camera with her thumb
I’ll waste my time, FaceTiming with my mom
My mother’s covering her camera with her thumb
I’ll waste my time, FaceTiming with my mom
My mother’s covering her camera with her thumb
I’ll waste my time, FaceTiming with my mom